An Imaginary Garden

A Riff on Scriptures and Other Texts

December 1, 1999

By Richard Thieme In “Islands in the Clickstream: Telling Time by a Broken Clock,” I said: All organizations are morphing into forms appropriate to the digital world. In retrospect, we will see our current structures the way Christians see remnants of what they call “pagan” myths in their stories. The miraculous is another name for [...]

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Clap Clap

December 9, 1998

By Richard Thieme Back in the good old days of a Spain ruled with an iron fist by General Francisco Franco, everyone who mattered always knew where everybody else always was. Every means of transportation was watched by two members of the Guardia Civil, the state police known for their three-cornered patent leather hats. On [...]

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A Breath of Fresh Air: A Partisan Perspective

November 4, 1998

The political campaign this year was claustrophobic, pressing us up against the simplistic misrepresentations and distortions that pass for debate in the digital world.  Much of the time, it felt like a small elevator, stuck between floors.  But the day after the election, there’s a breath of fresh air that reminds me of one definition [...]

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Imagery Analysts

November 3, 1998

An article in this week’s Space News notes that “the coming surge in supply of commercially produced high-resolution satellite imagery threatens to siphon talent from U.S. and European defense departments.” Once upon a time, those incredible close-ups belonged to intelligence agencies. Now, anyone can buy them. But the data doesn’t speak for itself. With 28 [...]

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Looking for a Silver Lining

October 28, 1998

Increasingly dire predictions about Y2K flash across the Internet. This morning it was Canadian Naval captains who were told their ships may have to be docked to serve as power plants, field hospitals, soup kitchens. And power grids in third world countries? Don’t even ask. Hoping to find an intimation of rationality in our species, [...]

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Digital Jeopardy

October 23, 1998

In the television game show Jeopardy, contestants are given answers and asked to come up with the right questions. Wired Magazine provides a similar feature, juxtaposing statements by dead technocrats – a recent issue interviewed Nikola Tesla, for example – with modern questions. At first it felt like a disconnect, plugging questions into answers. But [...]

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“Marginal Groups Thrive on the Internet”

October 22, 1998

That’s the title of a recent study of participation in newsgroups by psychologists who discovered that “online gatherings matter most to participants in marginalized but concealable groups.”  That probably isn’t news to you, if you’re reading this on-line, because you have long known that life on the margins is richly textured, nuanced in subtle and [...]

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The Scent of a Flower

September 19, 1998

An email friend asked, “How’s your spiritual journey?” Then a friend called who I had just seen at a National Speakers Association convention. NSA is a huge circus tent into which all of us talking animals come prancing and dancing and making our various noises. One of the “center ring” presentations was overtly religious, and [...]

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Fig Leafs

September 17, 1998

I seldom return to something I’ve written before, but the Islands in the Clickstream column called “Life in a Nudist Colony” is appropriate to the week’s events. “Behaviors,” I wrote, “that used to be called “back-stage” are brought into our living rooms twenty four hours a day. The internet and satellite and cable television are [...]

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The Biggest Dysfunctional Family

September 11, 1998

The earth is one huge dysfunctional family and now and then it just has to act out. Most of the time, our species more or less manages. Yes, there are excesses, but the lack of immediate feedback lets them persist. We keep sweeping dirt under the carpet and walking uphill. Humanity lives inside a great [...]

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Ventriloquist

July 9, 1998

Over the weekend I met a cyber-friend for the first time. I knew she had a good mind because of the speed with which she whacked back ideas, returning forehands and drop shots with equal ease. In the flesh, however, when she said things like her age or where she had lived – things she [...]

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The End of Everything

July 8, 1998

We know the Y2K flood is coming, but who is building the right ark? Back a thousand years, Christendom went crazy. Humans convinced themselves that calendars, an arbitrary measure of the flow of the universe, were linked to the Truth with a capital T. They predicted the end of everything, and lots of people took [...]

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Freedom O Freedom!

July 4, 1998

The Fourth of July is Independence Day in the USA, a celebration of the kinds of freedoms that matter most. Makes me think of people who communicated powerful, life-giving ways of being free. +  the young unnamed hacker whose passion for knowledge took him across cyber-borders because he burned to understand and needed that last [...]

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Linkages

July 2, 1998

My friend, Sue Ashton Davies, wrote a story for The Australian about a test performed by one of Australia’s largest manufacturers. They reset the clock of their computer system to January 7, 2000, and ran a routine batch job involving 800 custom-built programs. The team had sifted through millions of lines of code to fix [...]

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Which is Moving, the Lunatic or the Fringe?

July 1, 1998

Q: When you watch a flag blow in the wind, which is moving, the flag or the wind? A: The mind is moving. For introspective types, the movement of our minds is good recreation. The fun of investigating phenomena that challenge our consensus realties is observing how our minds move in response to anomalous data. [...]

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The Eyes of a Child

June 26, 1998

I used to be amused when I was an Episcopal priest that people thought of ministry as detached from “real life.” The truth is, one hears just about everything, from the biting stings of an overly scrupulous conscience to obvious denial that enables people who commit murder to sleep peacefully as if they have done [...]

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Players and Programs

June 25, 1998

When I spoke last year at the Black Hat Briefings (the first open conversation between the best of the hacking underground and members of the intelligence establishment), it was difficult to tell the players without a program. That was true on a macro level as well. The dissolution of national boundaries and the difficulty of [...]

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Heart and Soul

June 24, 1998

In response to my communication that my wife’s mother had died, many of you responded with sympathy and wisdom. The web of electronic support touched us deeply. Many shared visions of the relationship of this life to “the next” or the body to the soul. There was a wonderful variety of images with which to [...]

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The Guy in the Blue Shirt

June 11, 1998

The culture here in the upper Midwest might be characterized as mildly “conformist.” Yesterday’s reflection discussed the anger of a CEO at the tendency of a Senior VP to generate new ideas. A fellow who works in the same organization gave me a call. “Those rules that are unwritten but known,” he said. “I came [...]

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The Year 2000 Fear Bug

June 11, 1998

I have a dear friend whose mother is all freaked out about the computer 2000 thing.  She is thinking about shutting down bank accounts, accumulating cash, and taking other drastic actions because of stuff she’s heard on late night talk radio. Is my friend’s mom going overboard or are her fears justified? Dear Reader: I [...]

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Not One New Word Out of You!

June 9, 1998

A friend had steered an “outing” through the minefields of institutional resistance like Odysseus sailing for home. She was tired. The large organization in which she works devotes much of its energy to maintaining equilibrium. “We spend 60% of our time in internal politics,” a senior VP told me. Despite that priority, and despite the [...]

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Ad Hoc Majors

June 3, 1998

One of my children did not like the way the undergraduate majors at his university structured his learning, so he asked for permission to create an “ad hoc” major. He combined courses from artificial intelligence, computer science, math, philosophy, and psychology into Symbolic Systems Studies and integrated the necessary coursework into a coherent framework. When [...]

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Palmetto Bugs

June 2, 1998

It was a stroke of genius for tourism, calling those large Florida cockroaches “Palmetto bugs.” When I lived on Maui, I recall coming downstairs in the night and hearing the patter of thousands of little feet. When I hit the lights, hundreds of roaches ran for cover, but we always called them roaches. Never dreamed [...]

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Ubiqutous Connectivity

June 1, 1998

Now that the world is wired, we see the word “ubiquitous” everywhere. Just a few years ago, you hardly ever saw that word. Now it’s ubiquitous. The habits of thinking that focus our view of the world change slowly. Stephen Hawking may say that the next generation will understand the world of quantum physics as [...]

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Sex in Small Places

May 29, 1998

NASA doesn’t say much in public about what goes on in those small capsules in which men and women float about for months at a time. Look at NASA web sites, you’d think the Space Age is a Disneyland kingdom, all the naughty bits airbrushed out. SOMEthing must be going on. The astronauts’ references to [...]

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How Could It Not Know?

May 28, 1998

That’s the question asked by Deckard, the bladerunner in the movie of the same name: how could the latest humanoid replicants not know they were machines? The answer in the film involved memories and the fragility of the subjectivity we take for granted as our field of identity. Now that genetic engineering and ubiquitous connectivity [...]

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Speed Bumps

May 27, 1998

We just can’t move as quickly as we can think, which is another way of saying that our ideas and visions take time to become flesh. When we’re lucky, the distractions along the way become means for clarifying and focusing our vision more clearly. Some of the predictions of Y2K disasters sound like the end [...]

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Wanted: One Plug and Play Pig Brain

May 22, 1998

Genetic engineering can’t come fast enough. Imprinting is difficult to erase. The brain is built to live life based on our earliest experiences. That made sense when our life spans were shorter. Psychotherapy is one way to learn how to short-circuit stimulus-response routines and make different choices, but that won’t work as longevity increases and [...]

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I Dunno

May 20, 1998

They used to call it the “Silly Season” years ago, when newspapers ran reports of all sorts of crazy things, the kinds of things we read today in tabloids in line at the supermarket. Some days it’s best to declare a Silly Season at work and let the sand in our overloaded brains filter through [...]

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Ego Tripping

May 20, 1998

Hackers apprehended by authorities often wanted their exploits to be acknowledged. They showed trophies to their pals, basking in digital clapping, and who can blame them? The respect of our peers matters much more than anonymous applause. It’s an anchor for an ego that wants to know it has a home. A 23 year-old Argentine [...]

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They Call Him Mister Tubby

May 19, 1998

Like many young people plugged into the patronage system in Chicago, I exchanged political work in my local precinct and ward for summer jobs. One summer I worked in recreation at a large park. One of my co-workers was called Tubby. In addition to his larger size, Tubby was paler than the rest of the [...]

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Theory and Practice

May 14, 1998

‘In theory, theory and practice are the same thing, but in practice, they’re different.’ That insight has been attributed to so many people that, like some of the sayings of Confucius or Yogi Berra, we’ll never know who said it first. Nor does the author matter. The notion that there is an “author” who “owns” [...]

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Games People Play

May 13, 1998

Some interesting facts about E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) at the end of May: More than half of the new titles have a multi-player component. Over 100 new titles have been designed exclusively for play on the Internet. Seventy-five percent of exhibitors list people 18 and older as their most important demographic target group. I discussed [...]

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High Touch

May 12, 1998

“There’s a disturbance in the force,” Obi-wan Kenobi said as a “Star Wars” planet exploded. Closer to home, when someone who is part of our community dies, people and resources flow toward those who remain like white blood corpuscles. We stop what we are doing and bring food or flowers or otherwise communicate concern. The [...]

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Beams and Motes

May 8, 1998

An interesting aspect of attacks by neo-luddites who hate computers is their inability to see how everything they say of computers is true of everything else too. A recent survey published by the American Society of Certified Life Underwriters, for example, documents confusion about ethics and technology in the workplace.  About a third surveyed said [...]

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Why is it Always Bugs?

May 7, 1998

“We used to spray for roaches from the chest down,” said a veteran bug killer. “After a few years, though, the only place we found roaches was in the ceiling.” “Bugs are older and smarter than we are. The best we can get is a stand-off.” The same might be said of computer bugs. Hey, [...]

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Do Sheep Dream of Electric Androids?

May 1, 1998

Our Wisconsin governor just signed into law a bill that enables linkage technologies to cross-reference medical records from physicians. Our state also sells electronic data about its citizens. The governor is satisfied that legal safeguards protect us from exploitation. When the Medical Society of Wisconsin called for a press conference on medical privacy issues, one [...]

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Obviously

April 29, 1998

Now and again the all-too-human propensity to take something partially true and make it  Absolutely True explodes in an obvious way.  When the smoke clears, we usually see that people with responsibilities just a teensy bit beyond their abilities have tried to find a one-size-fits-all panacea to work place woes. One of the great “told [...]

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A Clean Well-lighted Cage Part Two

April 28, 1998

It was pretty sad, watching Koko, a lowland gorilla, respond to cues from her keeper/trainer/friend so the ape’s answers could be typed on-line in the first virtual human-gorilla dialogue ever. The first, at least, when we knew for sure that it WAS a gorilla on the other end. Last week on a warm afternoon we [...]

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Spaghetti

April 24, 1998

From yin/yang to gods and goddesses, the complementarity of masculine and feminine principles percolates through our thinking. (Someone suggested I explain the word “percolate” for younger readers who never saw a “percolator.” Well, I won’t. We learn more if we look it up ourselves.) (oh. “look it up” is equally archaic. my idioms seem to [...]

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Gold

April 22, 1998

One of the joys of speaking at conferences is the opportunity to keep being educated by people who know more than you do about everything. I always try to go early and stay late, not only because I can integrate what I hear into my own presentation, but because I always take away so much [...]

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The Edge is the Center

April 21, 1998

The older we get, the more often we experience deja vu. A friend recently described Stephen Brill’s plans for a new magazine, “Content,” that will monitor the mass media. Consolidated in fewer and fewer hands, delivering more features and less news, speaking increasingly with a single voice, the media have created the need for alternative [...]

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A Clean Well-lighted Cage Part One

April 17, 1998

A story is told of an ape in a zoo that was taught to draw. The gorilla worked with charcoal and paper for a long time and finally, its keepers gathered around to see what the first real drawing by an ape looked like. The ape had drawn the bars of its cage. I am [...]

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Breakfast with a Net-Friend

April 16, 1998

The middle-aged man sitting across from me at breakfast was not what I expected. Based on our email conversation, I expected him to look more like the dark-haired, bright-eyed teen-age son sitting beside him. This guy is my age and looks it. He worked at JPL when the Viking missions went to Mars. Contributing to [...]

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Simplicity

April 15, 1998

It is curious that we feel overwhelmed by “information overload,” yet seldom walk into a large library and feel overwhelmed because there are too many books. We did have to be taught how to use catalogs, but somehow the experience of browsing millions of titles in itself did not create undue anxiety. Maybe the interface [...]

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Magic

April 10, 1998

When we were children, the earth was often “bathed in celestial light,” as Wordsworth said, and the landscape included a kind of transparency that revealed a benevolent intelligence behind the “natural order.”   Then the magic vanished, leaving a life lived more on the surface of things, habits that pressed our perceptions and behaviors into pre-formed [...]

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Filter of Filters

April 9, 1998

“Aha!” wrote a friend after reading yesterday’s reflection on filters and belief systems. “Christianity is my filter.” And she knows it. Between people who know that their filters are filters and people who don’t is a great gulf fixed. Knowing transports us into another filter, a larger context, in which we see ourselves see ourselves. [...]

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Filters

April 8, 1998

The immense masses of data on the Internet makes a need for filters compelling. Yet filters always filter in and filter out. A filter that lets everything in is not a filter, but once things are excluded, we run the risk of missing something important. ‘Before I built a wall,’ wrote Robert Frost, ‘ I’d [...]

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A Castle or a Prison?

March 25, 1998

What’s the difference, asked a reader, between a castle and a prison? Supposedly castles keep bad guys out and prisons keep bad guys in. Prisoners can’t leave, and castle-dwellers are trapped. So who’s who? The gatekeeper of both castles and prisons is fear, and fear, generated by radical change, is all around us. In the [...]

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Priest or Bishop?

March 20, 1998

The late great community organizer Saul Alinsky was practical and idealistic. I loved the way he used whatever was lying around to empower people, teach them how to organize themselves, learn to take action. Alinsky was unorthodox, controversial, and very effective. Invited to address a graduating class of Episcopal clergy, Alinsky asked a single question: [...]

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